Ask Jack Atlas
You really should figure out who Kaito's "mother" is...
Anonymous

Maybe you should mind your own damn business.

Jack! .. How can you even survive all of those questions? (Btw, i'll start all my asks with "Jack!" so that you know it's always the same person, hehe)
Anonymous

I try to pretend they don’t exist. I mean, some of them are just completely bizzare.
Regardless, I do eventually have to answer them I suppose. 

who are you more attracted to, carly or yusei?
Anonymous

Yuusei’s too dirty for my taste. He needs to take care of himself more.

I find Carly extremely attractive.

What about your relations with ramen? That's pretty controversial as well.
Anonymous

You can’t get between us. I don’t care what anyone says, I will always remember that sweet taste.
What’s that expression I keep hearing?
‘Haters to the left’ is it? 

but why does your son's rival look so much like yuusei and aki? :O
Anonymous

Couldn’t tell you.
It’s not my business if they had a kid or not, but I find that rather unlikely…

Either way, I don’t even know the guy. How should I know? 

KAITO NEVER GOT ANY CHRISTMAS GIFTS BECAUSE OF YOU!
Anonymous

I don’t even know a thing about him and you’re accusing me of ruining his life.
Look, I wasn’t aware of his existence. I’m looking for him, and when I do find him I’ll try and make up for lost time.

[[ooc;]]

Strongly thinking about turning this into an actual ask blog with the occasional BLARG on the side.

Some of your questions are really very good and I’d like to interact more with all of you.

Jack’s still an ass.
I mean he’s king.
And he just learned that Yuusei dueled what may be his great-grandson.

I feel just BLARGing at this point would kill what might be a really fun ask and small roleplay blog to run. 

And now you're back to Blarg. I'm relieved but the existential crisis was pretty funny.
Anonymous

Don’t…

Don’t bring it…

STOP BRINGING IT UP

Maybe if you got him those number cards he's obsessed with then you won't have to tell him yet you'll be guilt free?
Anonymous

BLARG WHAT THE FUCK ARE NUMBER CARDS BLSKSGHSKRHG

Jack! What if paradox was Kaito's son? That makes you Paradox's grandpa!
Anonymous

Jack is unable to answer, as he is crying softly under his bed